13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Hi, how do you feel today? They Say: Fine. You Say: I asked how you felt, not how you look! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Give Out Cards Or Where A Pin That Says... Smile if you want to sleep with me. ...And Watch The Girls Try To Hold Back Their Smiles! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6For All You Computer Lovers, Try: Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You make my software turn into hardware. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together/I would put U in between F and CK. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Go Up To A Girl, Lick Your Finger And Touch Her On The Shoulder, Then Say: How about going back to my place so you can get out of those wet clothes. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? They Say: No, what? You Say: Me!!! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Sex is a killer...want to die happy? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? They Say: No. You Say: Well, do you want some? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6How was heaven when you left? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you have a fever? They Say: No, why? You Say: 'Cause you look pretty hot from here. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Are your legs tired? They Say: No, why? You Say: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6This One's For Us Guys Only. Sorry Girls!!! Hold Up The First Two Fingers On One Hand And Say: You Say: Do you know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? She Says: No, why? You Say: Because they're mine! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you have a map? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Say This To Someone Who Just Got Out Of The Shower: Can I borrow your towel? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Hi, do you want to have my children? They Say: No. You Say: Okay, then can we just practice? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6If You Spot Someone Waiting In A Restaurant/Theater/Club/etc. For Someone, Go Up To Them And Say: If he/she doesn't show up, I'll be right over here. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? They Say: Yes. You Say: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents. They Say: No, what kind of person do you think I am? You Say: We've already established that, we're just haggling over the price. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Here's Another One Just For Us Guys To Use: Motion Your Finger To A Girl To Get Her To Come Your Way. When She Arrives Say: I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body!!! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6They Say: What do you think of this dress/suit? You Say: I like nothing better. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you sleep on your stomach? They Say: No. You Say: Can I? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You are the reason men/women fall in love. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women/men look bad. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Look At The Tag On The Back Of A Girls Shirt. When She Asks You What You Are Doing Say: Just checking to see if you were made in heaven. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? They Say: What for? You Say: I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you have mirrors in your pockets? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I can see myself in your pants! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6All those curves, and me with no breaks. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? They Say: No, why? You Say: Wanna go upstairs and talk? 13A really bad pick-up line would be....6You Say: Hi, how about I buy you a pizza, then we go have sex? They Say: HEY!!! You Say: What's wrong, don't you like pizza?