11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you use nicks like throbcock, bigpenis, Hardcock, Bigdick, Wetpussy etc :)
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you use lines like "I want some pussyyy" in channel!
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4your first line when you message some one is "a/s/l?"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you just get into a channel to look at the nicks, then msg and leave
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4the first thing you talk about are your 15 inches.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you sit there and try to talk to the bot
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you have to look up the definition of NO
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4your pickup line makes all the women laugh.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4the lady you messaged decides to share it with the whole channel by cutting and pasting it
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you repeat your nasty msg in channel every 5 seconds
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4the first thing you say in a channel is "I have a big penis".
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you get kicked 10 seconds after joining a channel.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you pick a nickname from the list and say you want to lick her.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you msg women to ask if they are naked.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you message all the ladies at the same time hoping at least ONE will talk to you!
11YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LAMER IF... 4YOU INSIST ON USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4your user id is the word "fuck"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4the first thing you say in channel is "any girls in here?"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you yell CYBER ANYONE in caps
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you ask what sex they are AFTER you cybered with them!!
11You know you're a LAMER when...4 NBC proposes to make your sexlife into a sitcom
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you realize 50% of the ladies on IRC have you on their ignore list.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you have to ask what a lamer is
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you think a good evening is a bottle of lube and a room search for "sex"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you join a channel and immediately msg the bot.
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you think that a catchy nick will get you cyber instantly
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4ops invite you into their channel just so they can kick your butt again
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you describe your body and think that will work
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you have Age/sex/location as a popup
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you msg the room with "any females wanna make me cum...msg me"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you have to look up the definition of NO
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you join a channel and announce you are naked
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you msg every nick and then leave the channel
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you join a channel and ask "Any ladies wanna see what my camera is pointing at?"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4you list your ICQ number in your whois :)
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you message a lady and say "Hey baby wanna suck my dick?
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you message a lady with a nick of Feline, Kitten, etc and say "May I pet your pussy?"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you get turned down for cyber and your reply is "You just turned down an 8 inch dick"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you enter a channel and say "Will you teach me to cyber, I have never done it b4"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you enter a channel and say "Lets get naked!"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you enter a channel and say "I want a girl"  pause then ask "who is the best?"
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you use someone elses nick to get their messages!
11You know you're a LAMER if... 4if you join a channel and message all the ladies with *kiss*