13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your twin sister forgets your birthday.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you wake up face down on the pavement.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver saying that are no longer funny
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you wake up at work naked in front of your co-workers when someone accuses you of faking humor
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12your lover tells you, "I'm sub-letting another apartment and the movers are here to move me."
13You know it's going to be a bad day when....12you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up