The #Dubai Survey
May 1999
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Clean, green, no taxes, great beaches, plenty of night life, food joints galore, the hub of the region. If you aren't here, you're in the wrong place.

So here is our Survey. The results can be seen online after submitting your form!
Courtesy of sLag

On 6 June 1999 we set the survey to not allow repeat submissions from the same IP within an hour. Because we have a proxy server, this may well frustrate some people, but a lame person submitted 50 votes within 20 minutes and messsed up the survey prompting this action. If by chance you submit to the survey and get this error, please bear with us and try again after the hour changes.
(The Bogus Votes were removed.)

Your Gender
Male Female
Etisalat Rate Committee Member
Your Age
Under 14 14-18
18-35 36+
How did you find us?
Search Engine Directory Link
Referral
Unexplained Phenomenon
What Was Your Initial Impression?

Brilliant Site
Average Site / Room For Improvement
Pathetic Excuse of a Site

Upon Reaching Our Site,
Your First Action Was To

Get Some Snacks To Read With
Call Your Friends & Spread The News
Press The 'Back' Button 

What Kind Of Look
 Does the Web Site Have?

Professional 
Mediocre
Amateur

How Do You Rate Our Approach
To Tackling The High Rates?

Ingenious
Well-Thought
Redundant
Poor
Waste of Time

Which Section Of The Web Site
Do You Rate The Best?
Etisalat Charges Too Much page
Bulletin Board Rates Compare
Open Letter Articles
#Dubai Inside EmNet
Free Downloads sLag
UAE Links Who Cares
How Often Do You Visit The
Bulletin Board On Our Web Site?

On Every Visit  Once In A While
Seldom Visit It

Which Section of the Web Site
Do you rate the Funniest?
Lived Too Long Virus Alert
Beat the Proxy #Dubai Regulars
sLag Wasn't funny
If You Were To
Change Something In Our Site,
It Would Be ...

The Layout
The Colour Scheme
The Content 
The Graphic Art

What Best Describes Your Reaction
When First Visiting The 
Rate Comparison Page?

Shocked!
Angered!
Depressed!
Calm & Inquisitive

Do You Agree That
Implementing An Unlimited Rate
Is The Best Solution?

Absolutely!     I have my doubts 

How Often Do You
Use The Internet?
Daily Alternate Days
Weekly Hardly Ever
How Often Do You Suffer From
Connection Difficulties?

Almost Always   Sometimes
Rarely

What Kind Of Connection
Do You Possess?

Modem Dial-Up
ISDN Dial-Up
Leased Line

How Much Is Your
Average Emirates Internet Bill?
Under Dhs 100 Dhs 100-500 
Dhs 500-1000 Dhs 1000-1500
Dhs 1500+
Does Your Modem Support the
K56Flex Technology?

Yes     No     Have No Clue

Does Your Modem Support the
V.90 Technology?

Yes     No      Have No Clue

Would You Like To Be Informed
Via Email Of Any Further Updates?

Absolutely!     Never!

Do you agree that the
proxy is necessary
to some extent or the other?

Grudgingly Yes Nope

Do you CHAT on chat channels,
and if so, which is your
favourite network?
Don't Chat Undernet
Dalnet Efnet
Web based Chat Other
Where is your 
Emirates Internet Subscription from?

Abu Dubai
Al Ain
Dubai
Fujairah
Ras Al Khaimah
Sharjah / Ajman / UAQ
Free, I've Hacked Emirates Internet

Who pays for your
Emirates Internet Subscription 

Employer
Self
College / Univ. /School
Dad
Free, I've Hacked Emirates Internet

In the eyes of Night Club Bouncers:

are you a UAE National
are u pretending to be a UAE National

is Your skin colour :
Tan    Brown    Black    Yellow
Acceptable for entry without proving
       membership
Kind of Undefined

Did you enjoy this survey,
and would you like more?

Yes Yes Yes
Yeah, but better questions please
Well, try another one next month
Like it, but once a year is enough
Grow Up Guys!
Huh? What Survey?

    
    

 

 

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